NOT ME MONDAY!!!

Not me!! Monday

I did not try to navigate my way around Dallas looking for a Dr appt only to end up in Murphy TX. We did make it for the appointment on time. I never would have broke in tears due to panic and scream at my husband like a raging maniac over the phone while I drove down the road. Nope No way. Not Me! I did not finally call the Dr and ask for help to drive (what i though was miles and miles)the last 3 blocks to their office. I was even there on time and now everyone knows why I leave early for EVERYTHING. There is a reason. I am neurotic and will not stand for tardiness NO EXCUSES.

Our Family

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WORDLESS WEDNESDAY

Not Me Monday

I did not trip twice at my new job in front of people I barely know. I never fell asleep in my car on my extremely long lunch break with the window down. And I did not wake myself up snoring with said window down. I will not admit that I stepped in Big daddy's foot this weekend while decorating the Christmas Tree, causing him to wince in pain and look at me as I had been consuming too much holiday cheer. I never walked around with a small booger on my nose at my new job only to go to the restroom and look in the mirror and see it.

I wanted to stop by and let you all know we will be with out internet tomorrow and into Tuesday. Please bare with me. I am going to try to get my Not Me Monday to auto post. Help save the Weasels Christmas. Visit her blog and help out.

Good afternoon,

I have a quick update tonight as i have been terribly ill with a stomach bug.
We are doing well and getting geared up for Christmas. I attempted to put up the tree today and just could not do it.
I will post pictures when we get it up.
Paula

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY

Not Me Monday

I did not thoroughly enjoy my first day at my new job. I did not walk across my yard and step in a juicy pile of dog "mud". I did not lose my black cell phone in the bottom of my black purse. I never thought I lost my debit card today only to find it in my wallet, nope not me. I never lose things.

Paula

Christmas List

Head over and visit http://mom2my6pack.blogspot.com/. I got this idea from her blog.

My top 10 Christmas List items:

10. More time in the day to sleep.(as if the 8 hours I get now is not long enough)
9. A whole new wardrobe that does not consist of things I wore in HS.
8. A replacement pair of tennis shoes. I think using them as the ONLY pair I have has something to do with that.
7. Straight hair. Naturally curly hair (while is can be pretty) is a pain in the butt.
6. A new washer and dryer set. May be a Duet or something "small" like that.
5. Some of those fuzzy Crocs size 9 please
4. One of those new half Christmas Trees or the corner tree.
3. Sponge Bob to completely GO away. If I hear ahahaha one more time when he laughs I might scream. (you know you hear his laugh in your head now)
2. A great big ol bed so the dog won't bed scootch me anymore.

and last but not least
1. A maid to follow my family around putting things where they BELONG.

Any of these things may be sent to
*6*2
Tr** St
Anywhere,TX

Thank All for trying to stay tuned in to my Blog as I learn how to Blog.

Paula

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY

Two Things

First, I have edited some of this blog. For previous posts about Zachary go over and check out my other blog.

Second, I was tagged by Weaselmomma. Visit her blog at http://worldofweasels.blogspot.com/. I can not participate in the meme as I haven't been blogging long enough to have that many comments on one post. I will instead create a questionnaire. This is how this works. I will answer the following questions about myself. Comment me and answer the questions.

1. What is your favorite color? Pink
2. Who is your favorite actor/actress? Whoopi Goldberg
3. What is the third thing you do in the morning? Put on my shoes.
4. What is your favorite food/dessert? Fudge
5. What is your lucky number? 7
6. Where was your first job? Burger king
7. What is the name of your pet? Zoey
8. Who is the person you miss the most? ^^Cady Grace Carroll^^
9. What is the last blog you read?(not including mine)http://tubrequads.blogspot.com/
10. What are you going to do next? Warm up yummy post roast that cooked ALL night.

Now, go ye therefore and comment and pass the questionnaire along.

Paula

Not Me Monday

I am going to try something new tonight. Kind of a therapy if you will bare with me.

I did not tell a little fib at work to call my spouse to tell him our latest bit of good news, that by the way just could not wait. I did not call said spouses work to ask HR a question then forget to ask to talk to him only to hang up realize this and have to call right back like a dork and ask for him. I most certainly did not get caught thinking out loud by another customer at the local super store.

OOH that was fun. Stay tuned for more next week. Fo

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