Not Me Monday!!!

Ahhh.. Not me Monday. If you have not checked out MckMamma's blog go do so now by clicking the button above.

MckMamma has all of the rules posted on her blog. Please follow them. Now for the good stuff. I did not walk across the infant room this week, slip on a toy and do the splits in front of the closed circuit camera. At 37 that was tooo much fun. My hip did not hurt for 2 days due to my attempt at gymnastics. Watch out Nadia Komenic here I come. I never walked around my house looking for my shoes only to have my husband find them within inches of where I had been sitting when I inquired about said shoes. I did not get hysterical on Co**try Wi** Home Loans only to have the customer service rep get scared and offer to call me back. In my defense they dropped the ball on our home loan and we are going to have to fight with every ounce of fight we have and may have to get an attorney. That is all I have for this week. This week should be interesting we have a new baby starting in our room and he happens to be the owner's grandson. No pressure there.

Have a great week.
Paula

Not Me Monday!!!

It is time to post the Not Me Monday blog once again. I wasn't going to do it but Mck Mamma's post made me smile and convinced me to shrug off my bad day and have a laugh. Here goes.

I did not reach into my purse to grab the triple antibiotic ointment while driving.and grab a tube of eehh emmm cream and put it on my scratch on my hand. Not even looking to check until I stopped at a light.
I never jumped 3 inches of the office chair when my husband walked in from work seven hours early. I did not have a lower intestinal burp at my job and blame it on the innocent baby I was holding, because girls never do that(even when they have eaten way too much cabbage on New Years).I did not give the Dr. office the wrong cell number for me and they never had to call my hubby at work to get the right number.