Not Me Monday!!!

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MckMamma has all of the rules posted on her blog. Please follow them. Now for the good stuff. I did not walk across the infant room this week, slip on a toy and do the splits in front of the closed circuit camera. At 37 that was tooo much fun. My hip did not hurt for 2 days due to my attempt at gymnastics. Watch out Nadia Komenic here I come. I never walked around my house looking for my shoes only to have my husband find them within inches of where I had been sitting when I inquired about said shoes. I did not get hysterical on Co**try Wi** Home Loans only to have the customer service rep get scared and offer to call me back. In my defense they dropped the ball on our home loan and we are going to have to fight with every ounce of fight we have and may have to get an attorney. That is all I have for this week. This week should be interesting we have a new baby starting in our room and he happens to be the owner's grandson. No pressure there.

Have a great week.
Paula

Not Me Monday!!!

It is time to post the Not Me Monday blog once again. I wasn't going to do it but Mck Mamma's post made me smile and convinced me to shrug off my bad day and have a laugh. Here goes.

I did not reach into my purse to grab the triple antibiotic ointment while driving.and grab a tube of eehh emmm cream and put it on my scratch on my hand. Not even looking to check until I stopped at a light.
I never jumped 3 inches of the office chair when my husband walked in from work seven hours early. I did not have a lower intestinal burp at my job and blame it on the innocent baby I was holding, because girls never do that(even when they have eaten way too much cabbage on New Years).I did not give the Dr. office the wrong cell number for me and they never had to call my hubby at work to get the right number.

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I did not try to navigate my way around Dallas looking for a Dr appt only to end up in Murphy TX. We did make it for the appointment on time. I never would have broke in tears due to panic and scream at my husband like a raging maniac over the phone while I drove down the road. Nope No way. Not Me! I did not finally call the Dr and ask for help to drive (what i though was miles and miles)the last 3 blocks to their office. I was even there on time and now everyone knows why I leave early for EVERYTHING. There is a reason. I am neurotic and will not stand for tardiness NO EXCUSES.

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I did not trip twice at my new job in front of people I barely know. I never fell asleep in my car on my extremely long lunch break with the window down. And I did not wake myself up snoring with said window down. I will not admit that I stepped in Big daddy's foot this weekend while decorating the Christmas Tree, causing him to wince in pain and look at me as I had been consuming too much holiday cheer. I never walked around with a small booger on my nose at my new job only to go to the restroom and look in the mirror and see it.

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I did not thoroughly enjoy my first day at my new job. I did not walk across my yard and step in a juicy pile of dog "mud". I did not lose my black cell phone in the bottom of my black purse. I never thought I lost my debit card today only to find it in my wallet, nope not me. I never lose things.

Paula

Not Me Monday

I am going to try something new tonight. Kind of a therapy if you will bare with me.

I did not tell a little fib at work to call my spouse to tell him our latest bit of good news, that by the way just could not wait. I did not call said spouses work to ask HR a question then forget to ask to talk to him only to hang up realize this and have to call right back like a dork and ask for him. I most certainly did not get caught thinking out loud by another customer at the local super store.

OOH that was fun. Stay tuned for more next week. Fo

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